Remember light bulb jokes? I found a few I’d heard back in the day plus some that were new to me. We’ll begin with a simple one. How many husbands does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: None, he procrastinates until she does it herself. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one but it might take all day. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: 7, one to do it and 6 to stand around saying “huh, I could do that”. How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One; or two? One, or two? (think about it). How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One, but it takes three visits. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: only one but it has to be done while you’re eating dinner. How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget. How many high school girls does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Four, one to change it, three to take pictures and post them on Facebook, Snapchat and Instagram. And, how many radio announcers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: two, one to open the beer and one to call the engineer.

That’s Coffeetalk. I’m Vic Dubois.